hannigrammibal:

we-are-his-army:

flipphones:

do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts

I had to walk to another room

my dads a prison guard and i asked him this and he just sat down on the floor and put his head in his hands

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whorenament:

I still don’t know how to accept compliments without either sounding cocky or unappreciative 

keyonatopia:

Tell me this not the realest shit ever.

keyonatopia:

Tell me this not the realest shit ever.

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warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

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suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

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