sharklyweekly:

when ppl tag posts w/ my name it makes me smile so big oh my god

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nosdrinker:

you’re insecure

don’t know what for

let the bodies hit the floor

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jesuschristvevo:

tits-clits-and-tayl0rswift:

jesuschristvevo:

are u printed on a popsicle stick? bc ur a joke

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can’t handle these.

your url is making me nervous

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putasokkainyourmouth:

Hearing your online friend’s voice for the first time.

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sniperj0e:

"date a girl who reads!!", "brainy is the new sexy!", "bigger books are better than bigger boobs!"

oh shut the fuck up

date a person who makes you smile, who makes you snort soda out of your nose and still thinks your laugh is cute

not based on how many john green novels they’ve read or episodes of sherlock they’ve watched you petty little fucks

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damnulen:

damnulen:

*deep sniff* i smell axe body spray and monster… the heteros are near.

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